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Name: James
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Fort Worth
Birthday: 9/4/1990
Gender: Male


Interests: God,writing music, guitar, blues, jazz, rock.
Expertise: engineering, *forgetting* homework, being annoying, being hyper, singing loudly and badly and not caring, and having a thurough command of completely useless information.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 3/3/2005

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Friday, September 09, 2005

yeah, so at the skewl at 5:45. i'll spare u the details, but i rolled both ankles, and skipped all skewl day, because of the CC meet. my "friends", thx fer the ride guys, wow, i loved that movie, too bad i wasn't there.

my new name is:

balshastizar the wonderboy

biotches.


Saturday, September 03, 2005

ok, at 3:30 this morning CrossCountry(CC) came and kidnapped me. we got all of it on tape. i was the first on they got. then we went and woke up Michael Crane, who we found out sleeps in the nude.lol. then we went and got sean hickey, who lives like a pig. when we went and got stephen wood next, omg, it was soo funny. he was like, puching and saying i'm gunna kill yall, and then in like, 1 minute was wide awake and huggin Josh Pherago. it was greatness. then we went and got Michael lara(or however u spell it). his room was spotless. in the hallway to his room there were a million pictures of him. lastly we got Taylor shead(pronounced shed), who was up and ready in 30 seconds.

            Our first task was to put on dresses. i got a blue one, Michale Crane got a Little house on the prarie dress, Sean got a black short dress that was really sparkly and made him look like a drag queen/female body builder, and stephen got Lia Lombard's [katie(my homecoming date's) sister's] freshman cheerleading uniform. Lia is 4 foot 8in. as a senior. it was hilarous.

              Our next task took us to Green Valley park, where we did a 100m sprint. the "looser" had consequences. i finished second to last, but stephen finished first, so he was the biggest "looser"! he had to strip down to his boxers, jump off the dock, and swim in the lake. it was hilarious. he fergot to take off his socks. soo funny.

                            Next stop was the drainage tunnels behind best buy at NE mall. not funny. there were gang signs all along the walls. some of the guys stayed behind to "watch the cars". they were supposed to go down the other side of it, but we're glad they didn't because they didn't have to. we could hear ppl up ahead of us. at that point everyone was a little scared, so we turned back and walked a little faster thatn on the way in.

                               Next stop was QT on Davis. we had to chug green apple slurpies. Michael crane won. Stephen and taylor lost, so they had to sing this gay song to the clerks. Michael crane jumped on Pherago's parent's car, so we left him at QT.lol

                                then we went to go TP coaches house, but we were set-up, coach knew we were coming. she thought we looked cute in our dresses.

                                 when we went go go pick Michael Crane up, we pulled in at the same time as his dad! we were gone 10 and he chickened out. i woulda been flirting with the clerk, but nooooo, he called his wittle daddy. lol. he dad was laffing at him in a dress.

                                   last stop iHOP. self explanitory.

                                    Pherago had to scream and dance and clap and sing and fart to stay awake as he drove me home.

                                     great day thus far, and it's only 7:45 a.m.

                                       i got a guitar. Squire with a fender frontman amp. it's blue. and electric. and mine, all mine. YAY Happy b-day to me(tomorrow's my b-day!) i got it on thurs. night.

 


Sunday, August 28, 2005

 i wrote this.

 

sometimes i am evil
sometimes i don't exist
others i'm of the shadows
others i am your bliss

sometimes i am evil
sometimes i am mean
i wear it as a shell
and rarely am i seen

 

when in lonely thinking
and fighting fear of sleep
i will try to reach you
but bloody i'll retreat

 

when in raging turmoil
flooded river streams
to rock and not to roll
oooh just to be

 

and the lights are showing
and the water is flowing the way
i'm fighting my way back from heaven
away from where i long to be

 

and the chill wind is flowing
and the buisness men are blowing
all the dreams into guarding dragons sleep

 

in the hearts of wicked
responsobility sleeps
waiting to awaken
and all the riches keep

 

and the more i keep writing
and the more the wind keeps chiming
all the more the hour glass does keep.

 

 

 

lemme kno wut u think of it.(it's a song)


Friday, August 26, 2005

hey guys! wassup??? man, i can't tell you how weird of a day it's been, so PLEEEEASEEE don't ask bout that. ummm, blahblah wuffwuff, uuhh, first meet is tomorrow, wish us luck. i hate hypocrites(besides myself). umm, seriously, y doesn't anyone comment? i kno i deleted some, but i didn't wanna hear from them peep's. yall need to comment. i'm sooo lonely.lol. anyway, tell me how bad u think my singing is, and y. if u think it's good, i guess u can tell me y, after u get sent to the looney house.lol. well, this is DJ TARD, signin off, maybe with a little of the great JIMI HENDRIX. are you experienced?

peace yall, and plz, if sum1 screws up and says crap that's not worth repeating, learn to NOT REPEAT IT. gosh.


Tuesday, August 23, 2005

ok, we all kno rachel's a jew, right, yeah well i had a brain fart and fergot and made an anti semetic( RACIST) comment, it went like this:

Ms. Mozesek(i don't care how u spell it) is giving us the Archetype notes and one of the archetypes is the self-made man. so we go on to name a few.

one kid says," Donald Trump."

Ms. M. says,"No, his dad was rich."

another kid says, "jerry Springer."

I say, "No, he's jewish."

it was hilarious.

great day all because of that. lol. 7th period was funny.

i've got soul, but how much? Tell me how much soul u think i got and y playah playah.



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